Mr. Onabess, please look this way!
- Strike a pose.
- Please, one more shot.
Unique museum sets sail
Tycoon "Louvre boat" floats $50m collection
Shipping magnate Onabess Hints he'll mary again
Will he select new bride from among guests
Gala reception tonight
- Who's there?
- Come on out!
Come out, or we'll shoot!
After them! Don't let them get away!
It's over, Jigen. Let's go.
All right.
Shoot! Shoot!
I wonder what that is?
Those are fireworks celebrating the new journey of the Venus.
"Lupin Has Become a Bride" (Hanayome ni Natta Lupin)
Crap. The ship's leaving, we're dripping wet, and our treasure is going bye-bye.
This is why I told you it was impossible.
If you want to see paintings, go to the Louvre.
That's true.
Don't be ridiculous.
I have no interest in the Venus or the art collection on board.
My real goal is to give that bastard, Onabess, a good scare.
He used to be in a gang.
His assets were collected with blood and bullets.
He scavenged artwork from around the globe using blood-stained money...
...and loaded it onto the Venus.
But I hear only the most beautiful women in the world are allowed on board.
That's my point. In other words, if you're beautiful, you're in.
I can't keep up with you.
Do whatever you want. We'll be at the hotel.
Mr. Onabess, we have spotted a castaway.
Let it be. The sharks will take care of him soon enough.
Uh, but it's a young woman.
Why didn't you say so! Have some clothes prepared immediately!
Yes, sir.
Miss Mary is the daughter of the captain of the Saint Yamato.
Their ship collided with a tanker. Of the entire crew, only she survived.
What are you doing? Call the doctor. No, bring a stretcher. Now!
Yes, sir!
Miss Mary, hold on.
Don't say anything. You don't have to thank me.
Miss Mary!
Pops!
I don't like the fact that only one person was rescued.
Now, Miss Mary, you're just exhausted from drifting at sea.
This injection will make you feel better in no time.
Oh, no! How embarrassing!
Please don't feel that way. You are sick.
You may feel a little sting, but it'll be over soon.
Crap! I mean, that hurts!
All right, only a little more. How is it?
You should be able to take this, since you're a man.
A man?
Fujiko.
You wench!
- You took your joke a little too far!
- I'm sorry. It was too much fun.
Shut up! I'll show you how painful a needle this big is!
Yes? Miss Mary's room.
Oh, hello, Mr. Onabess.
How is Miss Mary doing?
It was just exhaustion. She's completely recovered now.
Actually, would you ask her to have dinner with me tonight, Miss Nurse?
I'm sure she'll be happy to.
All right, I'll send someone to escort her.
Dear Miss Mary, what an exciting encounter!
I think that Onabess guy might be interested in you.
But why are you on board, Fujiko?
That's a dumb question, don't you think?
- Do you mean...?
- Yup.
I'm after the art pieces, particularly the Van Gogh.
Hey, Lupin. Want to team up with me?
I think it would benefit us both.
Thanks for the offer, but I must decline this time.
If you'll excuse me, I must get dressed for the dinner with Mr. Onabess.
You'll regret that stupid decision soon, Lupin.
Miss Mary, how are you doing? Have you recuperated?
Yes.
I'm glad my ship happened to be passing by.
Thank you so much.
I can tell you've seen hardship, because your hands are so swollen.
You're such a kidder.
Ouch!
I've been through a lot myself with beautiful ladies from around the world...
...but they're all after my money.
Miss Mary, when you first came aboard, I didn't think you were of this world!
- You are very beautiful, one of a kind.
- Oh, you're just joking.
No, I'm not young enough to joke anymore.
Oh, Inspector Zenigata.
Mr. Onabess, we received a radio transmission from the Paris Police department...
...hinting that Lupin has sneaked aboard this ship.
He is a master of disguise and has disguised himself as a woman.
Oh, I'm scared!
How could you be so rude to my guest, Miss Mary?
- Hey, bring that to me!
- Yes, sir.
Isn't this...
Right. This is the blueprint of the Venus.
And this is the museum room. Listen, Inspector.
Should this ship sink, causing the water to rise over a certain level...
...a set of small rocket will automatically detach this room from the ship...
...transporting the entire room to a pre-determined location.
I don't know what Lupin is like...
...but he won't lay a finger on my art collection!
But he will...
Inspector, if you continue to disobey me, I'll be forced to ask you to leave the ship.
Understood.
Now, Miss Mary, let's go elsewhere and start over with some drinks.
How nice!
Lupin, you'd better not get carried away, for your own sake.
Lupin, I swear I will capture you.
Oh, my. It's gonna leak, it's gonna leak!
Oh, excuse me!
Lupin.
Lupin, I've found you!
Eek! What are you doing to me? Pervert! Help me!
Stop, Lupin!
Why, you!
You... You pervert!
Stop!
Give up, Lupin.
If visiting a bathroom is all it takes to reveal you, your luck has run out.
Crap.
Somebody! It's a pervert! Help me!
Go ahead and scream. It'll just tire you out.
It's a pervert! A pervert! Somebody, help!
I won't let you get away!
- Ouch!
- Fujiko.
M-Miss Mary!
- This guy suddenly tried to jump me! - Miss Mary, are you all right?
Lupin!
Eek! Pervert!
Inspector Zenigata, I warned you! Like I told you, I want you off the ship!
You're wrong! I'm an inspector, not a pervert.
Let me go. I'm an inspector! Let me go!
I don't want Lupin to get caught just yet, since Onabess seem to be head over heels in love with him.
When I look at the stars, I feel I may be pulled into the sky.
Don't you agree, Miss Mary?
Yes, it's so romantic.
Damn, this lying geezer is too old for this dribble.
I should put this old fart to sleep soon, and anchor the ship at the closest port.
When everyone disembarks, I'll go bye-bye with the whole thing.
Miss Mary?
Yes? What is it, Mr. Onabess?
It's pretty tough to pick only one star out of so many, huh?
Only one star?
To be honest, I plan to choose a bride from the ladies on board.
Oh, how romantic.
You perverted, old fart!
- The lucky lady is...
- Excuse me.
Care for a glass?
The night is long, so why don't we let loose...
...and talk all night under the stars?
Here. Bottoms up.
I'm not about to let you put Onabess to sleep.
He's gonna pass out soon.
It tastes a little bitter.
It's just your imagination. Please, have more.
That's true. Surely no one would try to poison me.
He drank all of it.
For some reason, I feel more awake!
- Miss Mary!
- What is it?
You are the woman of eternal love I have been looking for!
What? What?
Please! Will you please say you'll marry me and become my bride?
What did you say? What did you say?
You...
You creep!
You are so fascinating. Do it again.
- What? What?
- My love!
Oh, Fujiko dear!
Lupin, it seems your sleeping pill didn't work.
A-ha! So it was you.
That's right. The champagne I brought...
...contained a stimulant extracted from seals and copperheads.
A single glassful will keep him like that for a week.
A week?
That's right. This is what you get for not joining me, Lupin.
Oh, here he comes.
Miss Mary! My love!
- Don't run. Please wait, Marie dear! - Oh, no. Stop it! I said no!
- Please, Miss Mary dear! Forgive me! - No, I said! Help! No!
- Oh, no! - Miss Mary!
- Mary dear! Mary dear! - No more! Gimme a break!
Oh!
Please wait! Please wait!
Mr. Onabess, there are many women on this ship more beautiful than I.
No, I've decided on you.
Oh, no. Don't say that.
I was just keeping you company.
No, you're the star!
But my breasts are flat. Flat as a washboard or hot water bottle!
Who cares? We can make them bigger with surgery. I love flat chests!
Also, my butt is rough and stubbly.
We can fix that with surgery, too!
I'm a promiscuous woman! A total slut!
We can fix your promiscuity with surgery, too!
Crap, then I'm gonna tell you the truth!
I'm a man!
Everyone has their shortcomings!
NO!
Fine! I've had enough! I'll marry you, or whatever you want!
Hey, Lupin. What's gonna happen to the Van Gogh painting I want?
How could you be so greedy in such a sacred place? Give it up.
Hmph! Well, I never!
Onabess, do you take Mary to be your wife?
Of course! Yes!
Mary, do you take Onabess to be your husband?
Yes.
What? Lupin got married? Who's the bride? Fujiko Mine?
You didn't marry Fujiko? Then who?
What? Onabess?
Onabess is a man, Lupin! Is that the way you're aligned?
No excuses! We're through!
Hello, Jigen? Wait a second. Calm down!
Hey, hear me out.
Hello? What the hell? You're a hasty person.
What? Is there something else?
You impatient louse! This is just a strategy.
Listen, tonight at 10 o'clock, bring a giant helicopter to the pier.
All right? At 10 o'clock, got it?
A giant helicopter at 10:00?
Darling, may I go change my clothes?
All right, Mary, go ahead.
Say, darling...
Huh? Do you still need something?
Please don't drink too much...
...since tonight is a special night...
This is too much!
She's pretty passionate, isn't she?
Hey, Miss Nurse. Would you like to join us for a drink?
No, thank you. Have a happy life together!
My husband wants you guys to join us in celebrating our marriage tonight, too.
I'll keep an eye on the room until the replacement security arrives.
I see. Then take these.
Hmph! What's with him?
How could he give up on the art collection so easily?
Is it an earthquake?
It's getting cold at our feet...
Yes, it is.
Who left the water running? It's wasteful!
It's almost 10 o'clock.
Onabess, I've taken your art collection as a wedding gift!
Mary, you've betrayed me! You gold digger!
I won't give up on you, Mary!
I'm so happy.
Fu-Fu-Fujiko dear.
Lupin!
Bye-bye dear!
Hey, Lupin!
Hey, wait! Hey, Lupin!
Wait!
I was looking for a certain woman in Hong Kong.
But in so doing, I stumble onto a huge secret.
It concerns the whereabouts of the Peking Man's bones,
which disappeared during World War II.
The Next Episode
"Jumpin' the Bones" (Where are the Peking Man's Bones?) See ya'!
"Where are the Peking Man's Bones?"